Commendations: Fantastic Fest Staff

Before we draw to a close, I wish to thank Mr. and Mrs. League for their backing of the festival, my fifth-ranked arch-nemesis Harry "Berserker" Knowles for his giddy enthusiasm, and also that guy that looks like Elvis Costello, and that other guy, and I think there was also some kind of chick. They done good. A round of applause as well for the volunteers who had to endure insufferable hours of nerd chatter, and, of course, kudos to the ever-gracious servers. Thanks to you one and all! Except for that one person. You know who you are.