Anti-Review: "Blood Trails"
I really thought this movie would be awesome, since it combines two things that are near to my heart: EXTREME mountain biking, and killing. Put together, you'd have a hell of an Olympic event. Actually, I hate biking and everything it stands for. If God had meant for us to bike, He wouldn't have invented cars.
Anyway, I was gonna see this movie, but four different people told me it sucked with the power of a thousand evil Hoovermatics. And zero people told me it was good. Therefore I avoided it and instead did nothing at all, skipping all festival offerings on Wednesday night entirely just to show the movie who was boss. It's a lesson it'll not soon forget.
Anyway, I was gonna see this movie, but four different people told me it sucked with the power of a thousand evil Hoovermatics. And zero people told me it was good. Therefore I avoided it and instead did nothing at all, skipping all festival offerings on Wednesday night entirely just to show the movie who was boss. It's a lesson it'll not soon forget.
posted by Purukivel at 6:13 PM
1 Comments:
In case you still get email alerts from this blog: you gave a great little review for my short film Bed Bugs at Fantastic Fest. Since then, Bed Bugs has been listed as a Best Horror Short for 2006 on Dread Central (check out Debi Moore's Best/Worst list at http://www.dreadcentral.com/bestworst06.html). I'm just writing to say thanks for your review and to ask if you have a name other than Purukivel. Your reviews were well written and smart in general, and I ain't just sayin' that cuz you liked Bed Bugs.
Cheers,
Sean Carley
sean at rocketship dot com
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